From the Cracker Squire Archives: A one-liner by DPG First Chair Michael Thurmond.

From a 8-22-04 post about the 8-21-04 Georgia Association of Democratic County Chairs (GADCC) Richard B. Russell Dinner held in Macon each year:

Some one-liners from the evening:

Labor Commissioner Michael Thurmond (attired in a white dinner jacket): "It's been a thrill getting to see so many of my friends and acquaintances tonight. And it's been fun meeting some of you I haven't met before, including that guy who looked me right in the eye and said 'Hey waiter, how about bringing me another drink.'"