Sorry Gov. But we still don't have a clue how many cells are out there. Don't worry son, we can just cut Medicaid benefits some more to make up for it

Now just how much does all of this mobile phone stuff cost us? Don't ask us, we just work here. But yes, we all have one.

A newswire headline reads "State reforms way of tracking wireless use," but where's the beef, I mean reform?

"A year after an audit revealed sloppy tracking of state government cell phone use, the government is just starting to reform the way it keeps track of wireless phones, a state legislative committee was told Thursday.

The government still does not know exactly how much it spends on phones, cell phones, pagers and blackberries. A state audit last August criticized the hodgepodge of cell phone policies at different state agencies, and said the state should rein in cell phone use."