We are so sorry and extend our deepest regrets. Where do we send flowers? -- Stay in Alabama Judge Moore; it's a better fit for you than Georgia.

Low ticket sales kept former Alabama Chief Justice Roy Moore from making a Ten Commandments sojourn to Athens last night.

Paltry ticket sales for the event - by last Friday only about 300 of the 2,000 $5 admission tickets had been sold - meant that the local chapter of Ten Commandments-Georgia Inc., sponsor of the event, wouldn't be able to pay Moore's speaking fee.

(Athens Banner-Herald)