Tom Crawford, we hate to admit it, but we know you are right.
Drinking, fighting, misbehaving . . . why, they’re acting just like a bunch of Democrats. Clearly, these are people who have put the “party” in Republican Party.
What this all shows, of course, is that no political party has a monopoly on morality or mainstream values. It doesn’t matter if you have an “R” or a “D” after your name, we’re all prey to the weaknesses of the flesh.
You could call it politics. Or you could call it human nature.